Would you look at that face? A face that not even a mother could love! Well we at PolyPwn do!
Seeing as we aren’t his mother, his father (that we are aware of) or any any affiliating family member we can safely say that we love this sick demented bald headed freak and all of his road fairing antics.
In recognition of his accomplishments (passing his driving test without a single fault for one) and his impending return to our streets next year we have created a video showing off his driving skills and many classic moments from Carmageddon.
Watch the video here
Warning: Video may or may not contain blood, disembowelment, decapitation, electrocution and/or engulfing by fire.
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